Help, volcano, stuck in Europe

Also from the Daily Fail a quote from Heathrow regarding a night flight service.

A source at Heathrow told the Mail: 'At between 6pm and 7pm tomorrow night, we will have a controlled opening of Heathrow.

'Every door of every terminal will be manned by police and airport security. Unless you have a print-out of a document which proves you are on a flight leaving on Tuesday night, you will not be allowed in the terminal. There will be an airline representative on each door of each terminal. Each passenger will be ticked off from a list before being allowed to enter.

We're obviously concerned about being swamped and that is why we have ramped up security.
'If police and security cannot deal with the deluge of passengers turning up, the airport will be closed again.

This is bound to get fucked up. I predict a Kiaser Chief.