Help, volcano, stuck in Europe

train strike in france.

Buy a bike - it's not as silly as it sounds....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/04/17/100-000-stranded-115875-22191662/

And bike shops in French ports reported British tourists buying scores of cycles so they could get a ferry ticket.
The rush began after ferries sold out of tickets for walk-on passengers - but had some left for those with cars or on bikes Antoine Benarrouche, in Dunkirk, said: "Brits are storming our bike shop, desperate for any model to be allowed on board.
"We are nearly sold out. We have never sold so many bikes in one day."

Help, volcano stuck in europe

Why is there a volcano stuck in Europe?

Sorry.

Doesn't your travel insurance cover these expenses?

Doesn't your travel insurance cover these expenses?

Most likely not. They will say it comes under an "Act Of God" something that is out of the operators control. We use it all the time in Shipping & Transport. It is just a cheap escape from paying out really.

I expect you have checked but does Milan fly into any of the Scottish or Irish airports as some have re opened

They re-opened to flights going north, as the ash cloud has cleared from the north. You still can't get to Europe from Scotland as the airspace you'd need to fly through remains restricted.

Get to Calais, then find a fishing port. Then ask a fisherman to take you across?

Help, volcano stuck in europe

Vesuvius, that you?

elongated holiday no?

ask for a 24hr test drive at a new car dealership using company credit card. drive to calais and report car stolen and abandon it. get on ferry disguised as crew.

get on ferry as foot passenger.

Thread reading fail

get employed on a cargo boat, make some monies, and then hop off at this side of the channel.
just dont get too friendly with the sailors

elongated holiday no?

What in Milan? The most boring overrated city in the world....

I'm supposed to be flying to Thailand on Tuesday morning.

Can't see that happening now :-(

The last time it errupted, it did so for 2 years.

:-(

i suck at geography so prepare to shoot me down, but i live right near heathrow, and theres no volcanic ash hear, so cant the planes just fly, like around the ash?

i suck at geography so prepare to shoot me down, but i live right near heathrow, and theres no volcanic ash hear, so cant the planes just fly, like around the ash?

:-$

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god i suck at spelling too

It can be (and is in this case) invisible to the human eye, so no, no they can't.

so whats the problem, if its invisible its not exactly imparing the pilots vision

Because the particles can still damage the plane engines, that's why.

thank you for clearing that up for me.
well it means my parents are gone for another week

get employed on a cargo boat, make some monies, and then hop off at this side of the channel.

Or in Marakesh

so cant the planes just fly, like around the ash?