• I'd like to get Nick Clegg, Gordon Brown and David Cameron in a room together. They should stop all this slagging each other off behind each others backs and just have it out with each other. Maybe even have a bit of a natter about policy.
    Come to that, I bet it would work if we put it on telly, then everyone can make up their minds which of them are decent, and which of them are proper cunts.
    I'll send an email to the BBC.
    You never know.

    You're a sharp fella there Lucy, I reckon your talents are wasted in reprographics.

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