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A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
Patsy from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me, "You lazy slob! Look at you just sitting there drinking beer, while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your fat arse and give her a break!"
I took another long swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey old bint and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and mind her own business! I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening.
After a few days I felt really bad, so to ease my guilt I went out and bought her one of those sit-on mowers, to show my sensitive side. I am really proud of the deal I struck, and I am also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn.
This story has a moral message guys ! We should all take good care of our wives ... then maybe they'll take good care of us.
