Why are Aussies so Awesome?

ha! i was about to say same thing. greg matthews, damn, i can't find a clip of it.

hehe http://www.advancedhair.com.au/testimonialsCelebs.asp

I kept saying "Like a tiger" to emmet today and even though dale was there no-one laughed at all.

, i would of laughed!

I'm laughing now.. and doing it.

Like A Tiger!

Fucking Gold!

Actually can I ask an awesome aussie a favour? Would like a jaycar battery zapper from Oz. cheers

Melbourne World Naked Bike Ride.

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN KNOBS

http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/victoria/melbournes-world-naked-bike-ride/20100322-qoa8.html

Actually can I ask an awesome aussie a favour? Would like a jaycar battery zapper from Oz. cheers

what did you want?
I have a Jaycar nearby.

Steve, Bruce and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bruce and Jeff realise they'll have to inform his wife.
Bruce says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.
After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer. "So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replies Bruce.
"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"
Bruce informs Jeff. "She gave it to me."
"WHAT?" exclaims Jeff. "You just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack?"
"Sure," Bruce says.
"Why?" asks Jeff. "Well," Bruce continues, "When she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?' she said, 'No, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!' So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"

http://www.3aw.com.au/blogs/3aw-generic-blog/dont-be-a-dickhead-vicroads-ad/20100329-r5sp.html

Coming soon: Boris Johnson's new 'stop being a twat' safety campaign.

Steak and cheese pies.

Melbourne World Naked Bike Ride.

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN KNOBS

http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/victoria/melbournes-world-naked-bike-ride/20100322-qoa8.html

What's with the let it all hang, is their victory more epic this way? Why oh why does doing something naked make it more win? (It is, of course, win, if they all be fit ladies.)

Fuck this shit. 3km gouge made by Chinese Coal Ship taking illegal shortcut through the Great Barrier Reef.

http://www.theage.com.au/queensland/ship-gouged-3km-channel-in-reef-scientist-20100413-s6se.html

Should sink the fuckers.

Melbourne World Naked Bike Ride.

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN KNOBS

http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/victoria/melbournes-world-naked-bike-ride/20100322-qoa8.html

I did the Buller Bike Festival that w/e and there was a guy who did stage 2 (a 16km super D with 14 river crossings) naked. I reckon he wouldn't have been able to find it by the time he finished. But he did receive a free entry into next years event.

What traffic jam

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/blame-game-begins-over-f3-traffic-chaos-20100413-s4np.html?autostart=1

NSW Gov't again show themselves as a complete bunch of numpties.

Fuck this shit. 3km gouge made by Chinese Coal Ship taking illegal shortcut through the Great Barrier Reef.

http://www.theage.com.au/queensland/ship-gouged-3km-channel-in-reef-scientist-20100413-s6se.html

Should sink the fuckers.

Farrkin' North Queensland. Never been there. I hear it's nice. But boring.

Fuck this shit. 3km gouge made by Chinese Coal Ship taking illegal shortcut through the Great Barrier Reef.

http://www.theage.com.au/queensland/ship-gouged-3km-channel-in-reef-scientist-20100413-s6se.html

Should sink the fuckers.

Ouch. Makes your heart sink to see that. I hope the ship isn't in danger of sinking.

Fuck this shit. 3km gouge made by Chinese Coal Ship taking illegal shortcut through the Great Barrier Reef.

http://www.theage.com.au/queensland/ship-gouged-3km-channel-in-reef-scientist-20100413-s6se.html

Should sink the fuckers.

Then we'd be racist foreign haters.

I'd sink the fuckers.

Ouch. Makes your heart sink to see that. I hope the ship isn't in danger of sinking.

Next time sink the fucking thing before it leaves China. Fucks.

Just watched 24 Solo again, thought it's been too long since Craig Gordon was mentioned...

Just watched 24 Solo again, thought it's been too long since Craig Gordon was mentioned...

That guys a freak. If you thought that race at Canmore was good, look out for this years instalment in Canberra. They're running it in conjunction with the Scott24 and everybodies frothing at mouth, there's about 5 aussies that have a realistic chance of taking the title. Gordon hasn't even entered yet, but alot of people in the know think he will. Smart money is on Jason English.

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My mate is racing the Kona Dirty Weekend 24hr solo..
http://www.bikesa.asn.au/servlet/Web?s=2060570&action=changePage&pageID=59276389
http://www.bikesa.asn.au/servlet/Web?s=2060570&action=displayRawContent&pageID=511966845&height=550&width=610

It's a qualifier for the Solo Worlds and he appears to be taking this one somewhat more seriously than his previous attempts. Will be interesting to see how he goes.