Spotted...

Did either the crop-haired male rider of the black condor pista with white forks, carrying an Invoshire (?) courier bag or the dark-haired female rider of the pink fixed bike (poss a peugeot?) spot me (baldy git in black clothes on an old dark blue paddy wagon with sit-up-and-beg bars and a carradice saddlebag) being driven into and assaulted by the driver of a silver Vauxhall estate at the lights at the north end of Waterloo Bridge this morning? All because he hadn't wanted to stop when the lights went to red.

I'd just passed you as you were chatting on the bridge. I'm annoyed that my camera failed to capture his registration plate - if you were around, and noticed the reg no., I might bother to report this guy.

I'm friends with both of these riders and just called the bloke on the pista who says he didn't get the reg.The driver started on him too he says.Hope you're OK mate.