A: "There is a plot by giant space ants to invade the earth and suck out our brains, they live inside the moon, there are fucking millions of them"
B: "Jesus fucking Christ !"
A: "Yep, you better believe it, and these mother fuckers are planning to invade soon"
B: "Do you have any information, pictures, video or whatever, we need to do something and quickly"
A: "They are using Quantum engines and anti-gravity to propel their giant foul bodies towards the earth"
B: "Good fucking grief, we must warn the media, let me see the info, let me see what you've got"
A: "The media won't listen, they are owned by the illuminati"
B: "Ok, cool, can I see what these fuckers look like, do you have any pictures or information on them"
A: "The illuminati were involved in the shooting of Jean Charles De Menezes, he knew about the space ants"
B: "Look, do you have any info for me to look at, by the sounds of it we don't have much time"
A: "UTFS"
B: "What !?"
A: "The information is out there, you just need to get your head out of the sand and take a look, you brainwashed cunt"
B: "Ok, I think I get it, this is just another one of your 'special ideas'
A: "Why have I had so much trouble for stating this? That somehow ants cannot work more efficiently and more be more organized than society thinks ? I mean, that's all I am saying."
lol'd