Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Seriously, probably assembled in Poland from said generic Taiwanese parts, which suggests that wage rates in Poland have fully caught up with rates in London's famous London

Strange. They are the official producers (Aussies):
http://www.ribbed.com.au/products/creme-bikes

From their website:
All Creme models are hand made and painted in Europe - So expect nothing but perfection!

I'm sure the whole brand had their European premiere during an expo in Poland. Polish company 7ANNA from Gdansk distributes them.

Pictures from Polish Cycling Expo. They are not bad, but look like something from the Current Project thread - like someone found an old frame, wiped out their credit card and went shopping to Tokyo Fixed Gear.