Epic fail

I agree with Lessman.

The other day my wife was trying to help me do up my tie, I asked her to please stop, she wouldnt, I asked again, she wouldnt. These are very simple instructions and she just wouldnt stop so I was forced to punch her in the stomach and then knee her in the face when she was doubled over in pain.

There was no other way I could have handled it, she was being really pushy and getting in my personal space, I felt like she was gonna do up my tie the wrong way. The only option was to beat her.

What a ridiculous analogy.