2010-03-26 Fri - Critical Mass - The rolling LFGSS birthday party

yeah, the kind of girls who wear uggs who are mine an crumb's age are normally really boring or "well 'ard"

I love girls who wear Uggs, they're so easy.

wow thats a lot of slappers. half of the teenagers in Britain in fact.

O.k
c.mass kit list for the uniniated.
essentials:-
Bike.
Clothes, plenty of.
Costume if you like them.
Clothes for inclement weather.
Rubber face mask.
Tubes and usual toolkit.
Lights, reflectives, bling, tings.
Bell tings.
Airhorn.
Whistle.
Party poppers.
Silly string.
10p for the phone.
A-Z if from out of town.
Food, sweets,
Booze.
Uppers.
Downers.
Sidewaysers.
Camera.
Lock (s) depending on level of paranoia.
Gloves, rubbers.
Black fatty.
White fatty.
Voice.
Skins, baccy, flamethrower.
Key to flat should you make it home.

Should cover most eventualities.

Windmillers, what time you hanging around til?

...
Gloves, rubbers.
Black fatty.
White fatty.
....

why would rubbers be needed???
bike sex should be a challenge
and whats with the fatties???
as i am one of these unniniciated

Windmillers, what time you hanging around til?

say.......6.15 to give people plenty of time to get to the stones.

I'll be meeting at the stone circle then as I get out of work around 6.15 (but only the over side of Waterloo bridge)

say.......6.15 to give people plenty of time to get to the stones.

I'd leave at six, just to be sure..

why would rubbers be needed???
bike sex should be a challenge
and whats with the fatties???
as i am one of these unniniciated

that is quite hard to spell actually, yeah.
fatty=marker pen.

I'd leave at six, just to be sure..

people have to drink up, mack :)

Let's keep it minimal:

1. bike
   
2. booze
   

Yeah but judging how fast the average forumenger rides they may be hard-pressed to cover a kilometer in 45 minutes.

but why would you need marker pens???
except for the mandatory drawing a knob on the guy whos had 'one too many'

exactly that^^

Yeah but judging how fast the average forumenger rides they may be hard-pressed to cover a kilometer in 45 minutes.

actually, you are right

leaving the pub at six

I'll get some cans in and meet you bozos there... Tramp beers FTW!

1. Velocio
   
2. Dicki
   
3. M.F
   
4. Wicksie
   
5. Skully
   
6. sorethroat
   
7. *FRANK
   
8. wools
   
9. cake
   
10. richoking
    
11. joe smith
    
12. teenslain
    
13. stuPidpony
    
14. coppiThat
    
15. Zane Chaos
    
16. Jung
    
17. PosMal
    
18. kisu_shimo
    
19. ChainBreaker
    
20. upstart
    
21. chang
    
22. mikec
    
23. furious tiles
    
24. jogger
    
25. lyes888
    
26. ive2dogs
    
27. Sumo
    
28. teddy
    
29. Crumb
    
30. OwenReed
    
31. mc_nebula - with bike sound system
    
32. Huge16
    
33. Psy
    
34. jcgarcia
    
35. dave4
    
36. Propeller
    
37. velib
    
38. conker
    
39. crispin_lover
    
40. Olaf von Pokemon
    
41. xwielorybx
    
42. crimsonape
    
43. Clara
    
44. Rascal
    
45. KRZ
    
46. Ivandaterrible
    
47. aimka
    
48. howradmichello
    
49. AntoCuc
    
50. 50/14
    
51. Yoshka
    
52. middleofnowhere
    
53. Ricochet
    
54. CTML
    
55. party_paul + mrs party_paul
    
56. nebulus
    
57. somebody
    
58. fixiexplay
    
59. JD
    
60. Chinkone
    
61. volcomape
    
62. bednarz
    
63. ftony
    
64. Glenn
    
65. rookie66 (and others whom i shall be dragging to this glorious event!!!!)
    
66. icefall
    
67. spam
    
68. Hoonz
    
69. JAH tim
    
70. TETM
    
71. joelovesfixed(2) + couple of mates (if i can get the new bike sorted in time)
    
72. The_Eggman
    
73. photoben
    
74. Ark Minor
    
75. Afternoon
    
76. Maximum
    77.wilsyzy
    
77. yogicabbage
    
78. ziska + mematies
    
79. charlesreza +1
    
80. JackFlash
    
81. shaw
    
82. Re-cycled
    
83. No Sense Needed
    
84. John H
    
85. Paramounted +1
    
86. Pistanator +2
    
87. Pistoffski
    
88. Ufrasia
    
89. Well, is it
    
90. Butters
    
91. Mrs Butters
    
92. izgard
    
93. Sniffy
    
94. cliveo + buttock
    
95. nbodyfuckswtheJesus +2ish
    
96. hartxander +3
    
97. villa-ru
    
98. Sammy Dodger
    
99. alien +2ish
    
100. Radius
     
101. emab
     
102. OldSkoolRacer
     
103. veLLo
     
104. Deluka +1
     
105. Scary
     
106. Pink
     
107. dimi3
     
108. Mikey5000
     

Hi: 9° Drizzle. There is a 40% chance of precipitation. Mostly cloudy. Cool. Temperature of 9°C. Winds S 27km/h. Humidity will be 85% with a dewpoint of 6° and feels-like temperature of 5°C.

^Weather for tomorrow

Hi: 9° Drizzle. There is a 40% chance of precipitation. Mostly cloudy. Cool. Temperature of 9°C. Winds S 27km/h. Humidity will be 85% with a dewpoint of 6° and feels-like temperature of 5°C.

^Weather for tomorrow

a typical british spring day then

I'll get some cans in and meet you bozos there... Tramp beers FTW!

So tramp beers at the circle for 6pm if you're not going to the Windmill?
Gutted it's not (Lfgss) T shirt weather.

Bout time Matt!!! Welcome to the party. Im glad your girlfriend managed to find the thread for you!!!

Pipe down you! Don't lose your concentration or you may fall off....again...

You should be taking a girl in Ugg Boots out for dinner at Nando's then watching an action film at the cinema while trying not to get caught pulling the yawn-cuddle trick

my god i'm horny now.
also horny for tomorrow night, gonna be a larf innit!

1. Velocio
   
2. Dicki
   
3. M.F
   
4. Wicksie
   
5. Skully
   
6. sorethroat
   
7. *FRANK
   
8. wools
   
9. cake
   
10. richoking
    
11. joe smith
    
12. teenslain
    
13. stuPidpony
    
14. coppiThat
    
15. Zane Chaos
    
16. Jung
    
17. PosMal
    
18. kisu_shimo
    
19. ChainBreaker
    
20. upstart
    
21. chang
    
22. mikec
    
23. furious tiles
    
24. jogger
    
25. lyes888
    
26. ive2dogs
    
27. Sumo
    
28. teddy
    
29. Crumb
    
30. OwenReed
    
31. mc_nebula - with bike sound system
    
32. Huge16
    
33. Psy
    
34. jcgarcia
    
35. dave4
    
36. Propeller
    
37. velib
    
38. conker
    
39. crispin_lover
    
40. Olaf von Pokemon
    
41. xwielorybx
    
42. crimsonape
    
43. Clara
    
44. Rascal
    
45. KRZ
    
46. Ivandaterrible
    
47. aimka
    
48. howradmichello
    
49. AntoCuc
    
50. 50/14
    
51. Yoshka
    
52. middleofnowhere
    
53. Ricochet
    
54. CTML
    
55. party_paul + mrs party_paul
    
56. nebulus
    
57. somebody
    
58. fixiexplay
    
59. JD
    
60. Chinkone
    
61. volcomape
    
62. bednarz
    
63. ftony
    
64. Glenn
    
65. rookie66 (and others whom i shall be dragging to this glorious event!!!!)
    
66. icefall
    
67. spam
    
68. Hoonz
    
69. JAH tim
    
70. TETM
    
71. joelovesfixed(2) + couple of mates (if i can get the new bike sorted in time)
    
72. The_Eggman
    
73. photoben
    
74. Ark Minor
    
75. Afternoon
    
76. Maximum
    77.wilsyzy
    
77. yogicabbage
    
78. ziska + mematies
    
79. charlesreza +1
    
80. JackFlash
    
81. shaw
    
82. Re-cycled
    
83. No Sense Needed
    
84. John H
    
85. Paramounted +1
    
86. Pistanator +2
    
87. Pistoffski
    
88. Ufrasia
    
89. Well, is it
    
90. Butters
    
91. Mrs Butters
    
92. izgard
    
93. Sniffy
    
94. cliveo + buttock
    
95. nbodyfuckswtheJesus +2ish
    
96. hartxander +3
    
97. villa-ru
    
98. Sammy Dodger
    
99. alien +2ish
    
100. Radius
     
101. emab
     
102. OldSkoolRacer
     
103. veLLo
     
104. Deluka +1
     
105. Scary
     
106. Pink
     
107. dimi3
     
108. Mikey5000
     
109. Gatti
     
     

Like my first forum ride, oh exciting

my god i'm horny now.
also horny for tomorrow night, gonna be a larf innit!

Can anyone else hear bells ringing?

Looks like its gonna be raining. Bugger

http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/2574?area=London%20Bridge