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Near misses are HILARIOUS!

This one time when I was young, I was swingin an axe at my Grandads house and chopping ito the trunk of a cut down tree. My cousin was standing beside me as one of my ill-directed chops ricochetted off the edge of the trunk and the moentum swung me a full 360, axe-head extended as I heard it brush his shorts. Nearly chopped his fucken leg off! Oh how we laughed.

My cousin and I have a similar story but with a bidet.

Why were you swinging a bidet round your head?

Full of win.