Crufts 2010

Love lurchers. Esp hairy ones.

And Deerhounds.

(and shihtzus: )

^ weak animal

When I was little my gran had a minature poodle (complete with pompoms, and called Pèpe no less, which is quite an achievement for a dog from Sutton Coldfield), and it was the most vile animal I've ever met, yapping every minute of the day, pissing on the hallway rug, and biting visitors most weekends. On the otherhand my grandad had an unclipped giant standard poodle, which was a saint by all accounts. Conclusion: Unclipped giant poodles = awesome (and don't shed hair/are hypoallergenic too)

Cute animal.

( not konijn's granny's poodle)

That dog cries itself to sleep.

I'm going to be crynig myself to sleep if you don't stop picking on that puppy.

I still want a lurcher if I ever move to the countryside though, if only to live out odd teenage dreams of teaching slinky dogs how to jump over 6ft of wire fence from standstill. Thanks a lot David Brian Plummer...

My dog would be scruffy and friendly like this:

Too easy to tread on.

great combo and you'll always have fresh rabbit for your pies…

The Pharaoh was more about the Egyptian God look no?

Anibus, God of Chaos...

He'a a toughie, old Anubis--even causing chaos in your spelling of his name. ;)

I think he's also the god of the dead rather than of chaos, but I'm not sure.

Dead people are crazy, how would you know?

Google won't help you on that one correctionman.

Shakes fist

my parents lurcher/whippet cross. he's got a bit of bull terrier in him as his jaws are quite muscular compared to some lurchers/greyhounds.

^That's a nice looking dog, Gazza.

Yeah, he looks ace and a bit of a menace

his farts are quite menacing.

Dead people are crazy, how would you know?

Google won't help you on that one correctionman.

Shakes fist

Yeah, he looks ace and a bit of a menace

So a bit like you, except for the looking ace bit.

These guys are everywhere! :P

When I was little my gran had a minature poodle (complete with pompoms, and called Pèpe no less, which is quite an achievement for a dog from Sutton Coldfield), and it was the most vile animal I've ever met, yapping every minute of the day, pissing on the hallway rug, and biting visitors most weekends.

This story is spookily similiar to my childhood visits to my Gran's. She even had a miniature poodle called Pepe, who was also the vilest shit cunt of a dog.

My Auntie had a poodle when we were kids too, they always had to stick her in th back yard when we went round as it barked like fuck and hated kids. Wank little dogs they are

shit animals.

Im potentially getting myself banned here, but really really had to share this. Its from that site efukt. So you know the site as a whole **is not all safe for work. **But the vid itself is clean and not visually obscene. the thumbnails & banners around the page ARE. Click here

fucking hell DFP...

My Auntie had a poodle when we were kids too, they always had to stick her in th back yard when we went round as it barked like fuck and hated kids. Wank little dogs they are

And attack your feet if you did not wear sock's

My Gran had a Corgi named Shandy.