Spotted...

Even twattier.

But at least you have to be proficient at it to be within the rules (I'm not)

Some of the hipsters wobbling about and rolling back and forth, taking up 1/2 a mile of road to try and trackstand look completely ridiculous, just put a foot down and set your pedals properly, and then be aware so you can move off when you need to. It's quicker than the strange dance they seem to do. Or is it some kind of weird mating ritual?

(definition of grumpy old man)

Zzzzz how old are you this year? I'll be there to raise a glass... on September 28th.