^ Ex-flatmate's...
Spotted: Cougar roadie playing a weird game of cat and mouse with me from Tower Hill to Canary Wharf... I'd overtake cuz she was going so slow, then she'd pass me when I got stopped at lights and then slow right down so I'd have to get past her again, blah, blah, blah... This happened three or four times... Get onto the Thames Path past Limehouse and she starts chatting me up!?!
Careful boys, looks like cougar sap is rising a little early this year...
Also spotted, paramounted on the way north from Brixtonia...
Wouldn't a cougar for you be about 75?
(No offence, like).