good grief. I've not looked at this thread since you posted up the picture of your split elbow and have just read through it all. Clive, you poor bloke. I really hope you're over the worst and can get back to a normal life soon. Once you are, make sure you take Mrs O away for a nice weekend or something, I sounds as though that poor woman has seen some sights. She signed up for richer, for poorer but not for erupting buttocks!
good grief. I've not looked at this thread since you posted up the picture of your split elbow and have just read through it all. Clive, you poor bloke. I really hope you're over the worst and can get back to a normal life soon. Once you are, make sure you take Mrs O away for a nice weekend or something, I sounds as though that poor woman has seen some sights. She signed up for richer, for poorer but not for erupting buttocks!