Jokes / Joke du jour!

That story is great but defo 'urban myth' been told about 200 times in various forms

Like the fella caught wankin with his eyes shut, headphones on, cup of tea next to his bed when he opens his eyes

FAIL

It is in fact true.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp

There's even footage to back it up.