This is not news

there was a similar thing to this last night..

A lamppost fell on a pram and an old lady, whilst tragic i'm pretty sure it didn't deserve the 10 minute slot it was allotted. You could tell they were short of ideas because all they kept saying was "This area of pavement is used by many young families" swap these young families with an endangered Orangutan or a magical sea horse and it might, just might be a story!

Of course its not like there is any real news, i mean the the northern Kuchin Provence of one of the most geographically important nations on the planet isn't preparing for civil war or anything like that...

Rant over.

Fuck that shit. Cheryl and Ashley have broken up!