Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Fruitbat,

So what? Is there a politically correct aesthetics ??? Who are the high priests of that concept??? Are you one of them? Do You patrol the internet in order to admonish the heretics? Oh My God!!! My apologies for offending one of the HIGH PRIEST !!!

So there.
No.
Tynan.
Yes, but only an acolyte.
Yes.
Priests may exist, but God doesn't.
I will accept your apology, after the high priest has fixed your bike (it may have to be smeared in human excrement)

Seriously, though, it was you that first raised the aesthetics of this bike, and, as others have said , repeatedly, there are a few 'engineering' issues too.
Form and function, innit.