Why Are Aussies So Hated?

^er, but you do know where she is going to right?

Yep... they love Aussies there too.

She's moving to Bermondsey...

She could teach you poms a thing or two about fish n chips.

And sauce... No doubt...

Top news story from NewsCorp in Oz today.

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/dirty-truth-about-brits-and-their-sheets/story-e6frfku0-1225831453698

Dirty fuckin Poms...

:D

aussie's can't even add up, out of their study, the least amount changed was 6 times a year....

When did you last change your sheets, Murts?

you don't change rubber sheets, you just wipe them down

Now are you supposed to wash a duvet? Wash a mattress? Wash pillows?

Jesus.

Clean sheet day is one of the best things in the world. Probably just as good as getting some.

When did you last change your sheets, Murts?

i don't

you don't change rubber sheets, you just wipe them down

fncking A

Clean sheet day is one of the best things in the world. Probably just as good as getting some.

yup, went to bed early tonight.....nice and fresh

Jesus.

was a capricorn.

aussie's can't even add up, out of their study, the least amount changed was 6 times a year....

It was a UK study.

Fucking soap dodgers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1251449/Half-millions-Brits-wash-sheets-times-A-YEAR.html

Now are you supposed to wash a duvet? Wash a mattress? Wash pillows?

Wash, hoover and buy new ones along with pillow protectors.

I wash my bedding once a year whether it needs it or not....

Wash, vacuum and buy new ones along with pillow protectors.

Fixed. This is an Aussie thread. WTF is a hoover?

It's a brand of fridge.

Fabulous weather.
5% unemployment.
Almost non-existent public debt, by comparison to the rest of the OECD.
House prices that barely fell during the global financial downturn.
Attractive women.
Economy that is growing at a rate that Japan, the US and the EU can only dream about.

Yeah, I'd hate Australia too.

Who gives a fuck about financial prosperity when it's full of fucking Aussies?

ha!

I wash my bedding once a year whether it needs it or not....

All I can say is think of the environment. All thse washing chemicals in the water.

Who gives a fuck about financial prosperity when it's full of fucking Aussies?

And lots of immigrants and drop bears and a wide array of very small creatures that have deadly toxins oh and aussies.

I thought Australia kept immigrants in desert camps?

I thought Australia kept immigrants in desert camps?

Nah they are all over the island.

Nah they are all over the island.

Yeaahh!! Fucking around like never did before.