This is not news

A pre-arranged, PR managed redemption, driven by his sponsors and their concern for their investment as much as his own team, the world press summoned by his people and most probably briefed beforehand and given a press statement afterwards listing all the key points of his battle with **infertility **- a battle he will eventually win and be reborn again.

I turned all the tvs off in the office when this came on (i have that power) so didn't hear what he had to say - but when you write 'infertility' was it some brilliant freudian manoeuvre whereby you meant 'infidelity'?
or is he actually infertile as well as a cunt?