This is not news

The only reason he apologised is because he didn't wanna get fucked out of $50-100m a year sponsorship money. Do we really think he's sorry? Is he fuck!

He got caught, he aologised. He played the game and is now welcome back into society. It makes me fucking sick. I'm surprised he didn't come out and say God has shown him the way.

A pre-arranged, PR managed redemption, driven by his sponsors and their concern for their investment as much as his own team, the world press summoned by his people and most probably briefed beforehand and given a press statement afterwards listing all the key points of his battle with infidelity - a battle he will eventually win and be reborn again.

He doesn't owe anyone an apology apart from his wife, leave the fella alone to ply his trade

Yep, what the fuck has a personal issue between himself and his wife got to do with an old couple in South Yorkshire or my mum or some bloke in Enfield, sure stick it on the end of the news for the hard of thinking, but the global headline !!?

Pure fucking voyeurism/entertainment/schadenfreude, not 'news'.

People are forced to pay the BBC actual money so that the BBC can rush their 'golfer fucks someone' correspondent Matthew Price to the scene of the most important global news of the day - so he can do a piece to camera about what someone else has been doing with their cock - looking like he is delivering information to a nation waiting to know if they are about to be dragged into a war.