I confess...

Why?

Don't question the confessions.

Why?

I've convinced myself that it's a great way to work your legs going through phases of pushing higher gears (high 70's on my fixed) and lower gears (high 40's on my MTB), i'm in the MTB phase at the minute =P

Its hard to throw petrol bombs at the police station from a fixie.

This goes without saying.

Needed for the Uxbridge Alps no doubt 8-)

As does this, at one point the hills are so steep, you can go down them without pedalling, fucking scary!

Don't question the confessions.

As does that.

Today I hit a car because I caught eyes with a hot girl at a bus stop. FML.

...how hot exactly?

thinking with your wanger

I'm riding brakeless at the moment but don't really feel qualified. I'm a menace.

I'm also really pissed off that I can't get my Hackintosh PC to boot without a CD in the drive.

...how hot exactly?

Worth hitting a car for.

No kiss of life resulted though :( I'll have to hit it harder next time.

last week i got doored by a hot girl
she gave me a chocolate eclair

I really need to learn to skid properly. Not badly.

last week i got doored by a hot girl
she gave me a chocolate eclair

is that a euphemism?!

no, she opened the door to the cab, i went srtaight over, and i was ready to properly screw at the person inside but it was a stunning girl, about a yerar older than me
and she was crying, and i felt sorry for her (im a softy) (and thats not a euphemism)
so she made sure i was alreet, and gave me a chocolate ecalir,
so i muched that bad boy down, and went on my way

Worth hitting a car for.

No kiss of life resulted though :( I'll have to hit it harder next time.

Awesome, good luck with your future collisions!

is that a euphemism?!

My first thought too!

I'm riding brakeless at the moment but don't really feel qualified. I'm a menace.

I really need to learn to skid properly. Not badly.

Skidding kills tyres, not speed. Skipping / brute force resisting FTW.

no, she opened the door to the cab, i went srtaight over, and i was ready to properly screw at the person inside but it was a stunning girl, about a yerar older than me
and she was crying, and i felt sorry for her (im a softy) (and thats not a euphemism)
so she made sure i was alreet, and gave me a chocolate ecalir,
so i muched that bad boy down, and went on my way

I would have ate that eclair and said "you still owe me £50 quid for a new front wheel by the way"

.........but i could take it in kindness......

..but you'd still owe me 25 quid..

or a meal for two

I know a girl who has been working in Abu Dhabi.
She likes the job a lot.
She posted a picture on facebook of her winning a prize in a company raffle, and it was this massive box being handed across by two smiling arab chaps.
Somebody posted a comment asking what the prize was.
I posted that the prize was a big fat arab with a massive cock.
Of course, we all LOL'ed.

Until last week, when her boss called her into the office, demanding to know the meaning of such offensive comments.
They'd been snooping on her private stuff.
They didn't like the term 'big fat arab with a massive cock'.
They fired her.
Then deported her.
Oops.

Awful
Are there not law against invasion of privacy there?

Am I the only one who read that and thought the first line was the beginning of a limerick?

This is all really funny everyone. GL, you are a naughty bastard! I bet she's well impressed with you...

69th out of 29,650 now.

Well batted.

I know a girl who has been working in Abu Dhabi.
She likes the job a lot.
She posted a picture on facebook of her winning a prize in a company raffle, and it was this massive box being handed across by two smiling arab chaps.
Somebody posted a comment asking what the prize was.
I posted that the prize was a big fat arab with a massive cock.
Of course, we all LOL'ed.

Until last week, when her boss called her into the office, demanding to know the meaning of such offensive comments.
They'd been snooping on her private stuff.
They didn't like the term 'big fat arab with a massive cock'.
They fired her.
Then deported her.
Oops.

reckon you did her a favour, the oils gonna run out after posh has built the hotel anyway, she would have to come back soon.

Am I the only one who read that and thought the first line was the beginning of a limerick?

i did too
i was disappointed when it didnt rhyme

reckon you did her a favour, the oils gonna run out after posh has built the hotel anyway, she would have to come back soon.

Plus Dubai is the worst place ever dreamt up by man.