Spotted in Manchester...

Earlier today, stopped at a traffic light in didsbury. posh looking middle aged woman with a buggy is waiting to cross the road. she turns to me and says:

"So do i go when these lights (gestures at green and red man) are on green or red?"
"Urm green..."
"Oh thanks, i don't normally go out without the car so i wasn't sure"

you mean the whole red man/green man, standing man/walking man, noisy beeping etc wasn't enough of a clue?!

silly women, stay in the house! :-P

was going on family trip to alton towers with neibourgh family, blond neibourgh says, are there supposed to be 4 lanes on a motorway?