I hate

i hate it when people say, "man up".

No asians.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YM9Ereg2Zo

That's absolutely brilliant!!!

He's got a point though

Love it.

Cunts that force their kids to ride on extremely busy roads when they are obviously not ready. Dont start screaming at your 6 year old kid that looks like he's only just had the stabalisers removed on his tiny ninja turtle bike because he's scared to overtake a parked car on the Harrow Road while double decker buses whizz past, because you know what, he's scared for a reason, and you're a fuckwit.

makes my blood boil.

i hate tabletop speed bumps
i have 8 either side of my house, i cant avoid them!!!!

Being stuck on the underground for an hour this morning.

Jay-Z

Just fuck off!

what original name should i give my 3rd album? fcnut

And the album cover was nicked off The Secret Machines

suggestions for the name of his 4th album?

JayZus christ

I hate working... I really do... :[

Wooooohooooo! Jay-Z's on the forum!!?

i hate it when people say, "man up".

htfu

i hate it when people say, "man up".

So do I. I find the fact that any kind of machismo can be mistaken for suppressed homosexuality a comfort though.

Fucking coffee cup lids!
If you are going to make them, make them fit the cup. it's not balistics sunshine!
and why oh why does it always happen when i have a white shirt on. thats 3 times in the last 2 weeks.

User error.

^ Yup, what Balkster said... You're a fucking muptard, Slag...

i just took the cup to the sink to test it.
Turns out the crease in the body of the cup was raised out to far for the lid to fit snugly. hence not water tight.
there must be a no win no fee fucker out there wanting to take my case!

Get your slack arse up to Mataland for some coffee coloured shirts. Ask for the muptard discount.

"So then, I went to take a sip, and the whole fucker went all over me!!!"

Great pic that!

"So then, I went to take a sip, and the whole fucker went all over me!!!"

Genuine lol moment over here... :]

I hate the fact that I have to do all my work twice because some bellend (my manager) can't stick to his guns and say a customer signed a contract for some software (which I programmed and it works) and then decides he doesn't want it, even though it is what he asked for and signed a contract for ... I now have to bodge my work and the once nice website I created is a hackathon ....

I want to cry ... but I am not capable of it.