Idea for a different shape of drop handlebar

I think the big problem with both of these options is that they look 'wrong' and possibly not the most attractive to a lot of people.

The biggest irony ever, people see low-pro with riser 'right' but drop bar with brake hoods 'wrong' if there's no brakes connected to it.

sod it and forget about what other people think, you'll be safe in the knowledge that the fixie skidder with his saddle set too high and handlebar too narrow scoffing when he skidded past you is nowhere near as comfortable as you are on your bike.