• What is a soffa?

    On the way back from Mobbs Mansion, I made a safe but illegal move at a junction. A bit up the road after a car full of fat biffas drove past and shouted "Prick" at me. I was shocked, what possible harm had I done to them.

    I cought up to them 30 seconds later at some lights and stopped by the window and asked "did you say something?" I was ready for a quarrel

    She blurted something about me riding in the middle of the road or something, not really sure but then she said "what's all that on your face, what's wrong with you?"

    As I realised I had a spurting cock on my cheek and some othe childish scribble scrawled on my face I decided to shake my head and pedal off. This was followed by a game of i oivertake you and you overtaker me later, and with each passing I was treated to the sound of "prick, wanker and drunkard bum" coming from the car

    Thanks for that

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