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  • it's the man handles i can't shift.. fucking muffin top at 32!

    When I was back in Oz last, I went to a gay bar called the Market (chaps know how to have a good time, incidentally). Anyway, I was fuck-eyed and dancing to techno with my shirt off. This club has little skinny mirrors around the place... I dont know why but its probably for some reasons related to obtaining man-sex. I caught a glimpse of myself in one, and point to point, my nipples were moving up and down around 4 inches. Having said that, I was boogying my arse off. Moob fail.

    No fucking numbers either.

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