Film spoilers

he gets away with it OR it was a dream.

It was all a dream/fantasy

It was all a dream/fantasy

It was all a dream/fantasy OR he gets away with it.

Donnie Darko.

Shit film.

Earth girls are easy

As the title.

It was all a dream/fantasy OR he gets away with it.

I don't care if he got away with.

Eraserhead

It's not about stationery.

Well, the eraserhead bit is

Donnie Darko.

Shit film.

what!...youre mad.

Labyrinth

Bowie has no power over her.

not true man, she finds the blond bombshell strangely attractive in his lycra, its an early adolescence awakening

Donnie Darko.

Shit film.

Good soundtrack tho.

Darko 2.

I have fuck all idea what happened. Nor did I care by the end of it.

I don't care if he got away with.

good for you!

not true man, she finds the blond bombshell strangely attractive in his lycra, its an early adolescence awakening

when you put it like that... i know how she feels...swoon.

Lost in translation.

I guess it was.

If I recall correctly the alien started out brown but then became unwell and turned grey. The boy then outran the military on his bicycle with a basket on the front which contained the alien.

for all we know about alien life he could very well have been entering a chrysalis stage, some kind of alien puberty

Girl on girl action and norks with lots of confusing stuff in between.

Horribly claustrophobic and undecipherable nightmare story with sapphic action sequence.

Ferris Buellers day off. (no idea how to spell bueller)

He has a day off from school.

Lost in Translation

Nothing happens for 3 hours. (Especially not decent film-making capable of evoking mood or emotion.)

what!...youre mad.

Some bloke at some point said it was good, and then everyone was made to feel like if they didnt like it, they didnt 'get' it.

I didnt like, nor 'get' it... Its unjustified reputation precedes it.

The Secret of my Success

Man becomes successful, shares secret

for all we know about alien life he could very well have been entering a chrysalis stage, some kind of alien puberty

I gather its an awkward time for young aliens.

La Belle Noiseuse

Nothing happens for damn near 4 hours. (Except Emmanuelle Beart in the nip. What a 4 hours.)

Lost in Translation

Nothing happens for 3 hours. (Especially not decent film-making capable of evoking mood or emotion.)

Someone has an axe to grind (yes, I disagree).

Mannequin

Man falls in love with dummy, dummy becomes alive

C'etait un rendezvous

He makes it just in time.

The NeverEnding Story

Runs for 94 minutes.

The Godfather

So that's what happened to Shergar