• Is it hell. Don't talk bollocks.

    Bolloks? What bolllocks?
    I do not know what the drivers of the IoM are like but your (I'm guessing) blanket shooting down of folk willing to engage with nutter drivers will not progress things.

    • 100 for carrying the HC.

    My favorite in the heat of engagement with someone that is is unreasonable I like to do the 'sarcky switch':

    "IT'S YOU!! OMG i can't believe its you! I'm so sorry"

    they have this look of bewilderment...

    Then you say, "Can I get your autograph???"

    They look even more bewildered

    Then you whip out your copy of the highway code and that they must the author of it, pointing to a spot on it asking, "can you make it out to...."

    Usually shuts them up

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