The policeman who is a member of the forum

TS: repped!
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"You must spread some reputation before ... blah"

Thats some Derren Brown shit right there.

I think it's pretty cool that she just fronted him saying: No, you're lying. Ballsy. Perhaps not exactly psychic.

lynx = coppers nark

Look at my new car..

"You're nicked, pesky fixieskidder!"

"You're nicked, pesky fixieskidder!"

Typical police, arresting the wrong man. Look, Charles Manson is standing right there, top hat and cane.

That's Aram with Corny...

I thought it was Guapo

Shite Joe, you quick today!

I'm not a graphic designer either.

I never realised i was Fuzz.

Typical police, arresting the wrong man. Look, Charles Manson is standing right there, top hat and cane.

The guy being assisted is the whitest and the looks the most British. Clearly the noble policeman is protecting him from people who come over here and don't even have the common decency to read the Daily Mail.

maybe it was geoff, he has police links

I think you'll find we agreed that "I'm like a cunt" not police.

IN CALGARY THEY ______________________

... get a ride to the polo court.

They have a court that deals with polo disputes?

Good idea.

Don't be ridiculous, Clive.

it's a court that deals with ring-shaped mint crimes.

in calgary the mounties have 'cards' like baseball players. Maybe these ones have polo cards?

Stop horsing around, and spell it correctly.

Conclusive proof that the law is an ass.

@OP, why did you mention LFGSS in the first place? I'm imagining it went something like this:

Cop: 'ello 'ello 'ello, what have we here then?
OP: I ran the red because LFGSS told me to do it. It also told me you are jokes.

this

Look at my new car..

Police car fail.
That is a paramedic / ambulance fast response car.

Meh.. I'm a forrun.. if it's got blue lights I assume it's the pigs.

Better?