Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

What? Hippy drives an old Shitsubishi Magna? For some reason I thought you liked quality products... Do your bikes leave puddles of oil on the garage floor too ;)
Anyway, I love cars. But I the biggest engined car I ever had was 2ltr. Still wouldnt ride my bike into a lambo though. AMG merc, different story.

It's my parent's old car and for this reason was cheap. It runs very well considering it's 20 years old. My bikes leave grease stains in my flat.. in fact they've shed more oil and grease than the car ever did.

I've ridden into a couple of Fords, a Honda and maybe clipped a BMW. Far more drivers have driven into me so I reckon it's only fair.