Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

Hatchback runaround aka all the car you'll ever need = Hybrid type thing with a rack/basket
[you really don't care. i.e you have bigger interests]

Lower end sports (MX-5 or similar)= Specialised Allez
[Pretend to know what you are on about, but care enough about your image]

High end sports (M3/M5)= 2/3K of (say) BMC
[got enough money and self love to rise about the lower end]

Supercar= any road bike that costs in excess of 3K
[a Fool and his money...]

fXd