You have to love this, you're from X

Northern Irish?

mmccarthy to the thread.

he'll just mention bailey's.
and crappy boy bands

Northern Irish:

• bailey's.
  
• crappy boy bands
  

.

Northern Irish:

• Bailey's.
  
• the worst taste in music (crappy boy bands and Mariah Carey)
  
• clothes phobia
  

Don't the Northern Irish go in for Show Bands in a big way, or at least they used to which probably accounts for the inherited poor musical taste. That and a wonderful inability to understand that they have more in common with themselves than they do with either the southern Irish or British.

Scots:
Dying young
hating the English (but so would you if you had to live next to the Geordies)
Cold
Chris Hoy
Tartan
Haggis
Fried everything

celtic
rangers
hating students
hating the English
Buckfast
Cider
being cheap/skint/stingy
talking through your nose
battering and deep frying chocolate bars
battering and deep frying anything that used to move...

ooh the pink coconut. there's a memory of a place i never attended.

Israel:
oppressing gaza
when invited on to the today program evade the issue by talking really slowly taking all your allocated time and thus preventing the interviewer from asking a question.

Guernsey:

cows
tomatoes
freesias
ormers
offshore finance
being independent of the uk
35 mph speed limits
catalogue shopping
alcoholism
incest
crapaud baiting

nazi collaboration
excessive and nonsensical ownership of powerful sportscars

Isle of Man??

Isle of Man??

Shakes fist & starts list.

Isle of Man

kippers
Spuds
Queenies
Funny looking sheep
Whining about the brits
Tax
Cavendish

Just for tommy.

what's a queeny?
i fear google

Thanks,

Kippers are great I'll give you that.

Guernsey:

cows
tomatoes
freesias
offshore finance
being independent of the uk
35 mph speed limits
catalogue shopping
alcoholism
incest
crapaud baiting

surrendering to the Germans

Also having at one and the same time a) a blanket 35mph speed limit and b) more supercars per capita than anywhere save Monaco.

what's a queeny?
i fear google

Yum yum.

they look great.
why would you eat kippers at all, if you had queenies?

surrendering to the Germans

To be fair, it was the British who surrendered Guernsey to the Germans and then failed to recapture it even after the invasion of France and Germany but, instead, leaving the natives and their German chums to starve - the UK nationals having, by then, been shipped off to concentration camps.

surrendering to the Germans

true, the 39-45 occupation gave us some great concrete fortifications to play in though

the supercars thing is just frankly, embarrassing

To be fair, it was the British who surrendered Guernsey to the Germans and then failed to recapture it even after the invasion of France and Germany but, instead, leaving the natives and their German chums to starve - the UK nationals having, by then, been shipped off to concentration camps.

yes yes yes but we're dealing with shallow stereotypes in this thread, surely

they look great.
why would you eat kippers at all, if you had queenies?

Variety is the spice of life.

yes yes yes but we're dealing with shallow stereotypes in this thread, surely

Exactly. Let's not allow accuracy or the truth to muddle things round here.

Exactly. Let's not allow accuracy or the truth to muddle things round here.

At last we have a motto.

Yum yum.

Queenies??? Those are fucking scallops!

non sino sagaciter vel verum ut muddle res rotudus hic