You have to love this, you're from X

German

• being boring
  
• being uptight
  
• being needlessly aggressive
  
• being 'efficient' (whatever that means)
  
• the towel-on-deckhair thing (where the fuck did that come from?)
  
• Oktoberfest
  
  

Extended.

• the towel-on-deckhair thing (where the fuck did that come from?)
  
  

Probably because my mum made me do it once when we were on holiday in 1986. I'm sorry.