You have to love this, you're from X

Canadian

• poutine! (google it.)
  
• poor quality lager and microbreweries (no middle ground)
  
• hockey
  
• snow and ice (except when it's been hanging around for three months and your neighbour is a lazy asshat)
  
• WEED
  
• tim horton's (google it.)(Another great source of national shame. Only an ex alky could think it's a good idea to sell massive cups of piss weak robusta)
  
• timbits, the only good thing to come out of a Tim Hortons.
  
• Going out west, even if you live on Vancouver Island
  
• Desperately trying to be English
  
• Hating the Quebecois, except this mate of mine because he's a good laugh
  
• The Tragically Hip