Office/Company Xmas party

It´s my 3rd year as a DJ for private functions...I´m actually writting this at one, right now, I´m pissed as hell.. Do you guys go to this kinda stuff, fckin hell.
This one is a fancy dressing one, OMFG!!... how can this people look at each others faces tomorrow?...
(it´s a bit like this)

Ours was great. Banned from 3 hotels in 3 years.

There´s a girl here dressed as Prom Queen.... she might get pregnant tonite.
(God I´m drunk....)

Can we request music for you to play, or is it a set list?

YouTube- Safety Dance- Men Without Hats

Do it.

I can play wha´ever!!^^
I´m embarrassed to even mention the stuff I´ve played tonite... : $
(shit loads of money for this... I´m a sold soul)

Play "High Ho Silver Lining" - always played at office parties!

fuck that, i´m too pissed...

Mama cass eliot's Make your own kind of music, followed by cutting crew's died in your arms tonight then some bon jovi

Bohemian Rhapsody will bring out some of the most hilarious impersonations you'll ever see.

I´m playing now - billy ocean - get out of my dreams.... they lovin´it

I think there´s people having sex on the sofas btw...

For the love of God! How about "Smack my bitch up?" That's nice and festive.

Conga - Miami sound Machine... already on Cue

Ok... prodigy, but I´ll probaly be raped

I think there´s people having sex on the sofas btw...

Spotty oik from the postroom meets desperate secretary in some horrific wkd blue fueled alliance on a pleather sofa that they'll both regret?

How about a bit of Leonard Cohen?

I don´t eveen know what they do, they´re just totally fcked off their faces,...and me as well.

Ii have a plastic pistol, that´s how serious I am tonite.
(...I won´t remember this tomorrow...)

Pass on the address. We have bikes. We cab be there in minutes.

Zigfrid, Hoxton Sq. more than welcome
(shithole btw... but they pay good)

Play "High Ho Silver Lining" - always played at office parties!

And fade out at the "Ho, silver lining" bit so the crowd can sing along. That's how you spot a real DJ.

p.s. Duran Duran - Rio. you know it makes sense.

Then Rickroll then at the very end, followed by the Dogtanian & The Muskehouds theme to make them go home

There´s a girl here dressed as Prom Queen.... she might get pregnant tonite.
(God I´m drunk....)

pictures or it never happened

Rio has been played.
I have pics... : D

God... I´m doing this every night this week. My brain hurts... : $

pictures or it never happened

Perv!