• How do they feel about gardeners?

    Not sure, they are probably indifferent as gardeners rarely infringe upon their work.

    Plumbers: fat, old racists.
    Plasterers: potty mouthed nasty men.
    Electricians: like plumbers but younger, less racist and less fat. Often bespectacled. (the most genteel of all trades)
    Gardeners: outrageous perverts, usually sex tourists and drug addicts.

    Hope this helps, useful info for the budding homeowner.

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