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@The_Seldom_Killer
Dear Guido's,
With respect to the obsessive pouting. I can only take it that this has never been bought to your attention, hopefully this will clear things up.
When a woman pouts, there is a possibility that it may make her look more alluring, sultry, provocative or sexy. However, it doesn't work on all women, sometimes they look like they're pulling a silly face or trying to spit out a fly that has accidentally flown into their mouth.
When a man pouts it never looks alluring, sultry, provocative or sexy. In fact it's fair to say that whatever effect you were going for, the mark has been missed by a country mile. At best you look surprised, most commonly you look unfeasibly confused by something simple like a pencil or the camera you were staring into at the time. In the worst case scenario you look like a cunt. Not an unspeakable gobshite of the first water mind you, but a proper real ladyparts vagina. Don't be expecting the celebratory attentions of Nobuyoshi Araki or Jeff Koons though, you're just not that pretty.
Regards,
The Seldom Killer