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  • Were you showing him some cat porn, you know, something narrated by David Attenborough

    SHE must of been dreaming of some cat feline porn in her sleep. She was fast asleep by the kettle that evening, drooling to fuck. Bloody hilarious to see. She woke up and it was just still there, dangling, getting longer and longer til it reached the counter.

    It was at least 10cm's long in the end.

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