To the rider involved in an accident outside C4 this morning

Tosh!

What if I was riding at 1 mile per hour and an inquisitive toddler wearing an adorable dungaree/welly/fisherman hat combo toddled out behind my slow moving bicycle and attempted to remove sweets from my hypothetical panniers and in doing so, caused me to overbalance and fall into the path of a deceletrating bullet train making it to derail and cause minor injuries to the occupants?

Deceletrating bullet train. Where did that come from. Brilient.