South London Beers: Reboot - Last Thursday of the Month at The Prince Regent, Herne Hill, SE24

There are so many interesting points in this that it'll take me a while to compose a reply, but be afraid, be very afraid, it's coming. :)

I'm now imagining a post of such size that it must be created at the lagrange point between the earth and the moon lest it be torn apart by it's own gravity.

I bet it boils down to "I, Oliver, am more moral than you, the evil meat eater, but that is ok because I forgive you for being an idiot".