Interview the person beneath you

everywhere else is closed and i don't have a girlfriend.

what worries you the most?

The amount I drink.

Where would you rather be today?

In my flat all day, with the heating on, drinking coffee and playing computer games.

Would you like to join me?

Yes, that sounds nice, thanks.

has it finally stopped raining where you are?

Yes and it's fairly brisk too, below freezing I reckon.

What's your favourite Ale?

I'm going to be boring and say London Pride.

What's your favorite Whale?

I'm going to be boring and say sperm.

What's your favourite wail?

Minky!

The wailing wall

Ever played the lottery?

Yes. didn't win owt, though.

Who do you think needs assassinating?

Gok Wan

Fancy another?

Don't mind if I do...

Have you got clean pants on?

Yes, only on Tuesdays though, Tuesdays are special you see.

Do you agree?

No, Tuesdays are shite.

What's your favourite day ?

saturday

Why is the polo so slack in brighton?

Cos Brighton's shit

If you're life depended on it which would you rather cut off, your leg or your arm?

leg.

If you had to have a fight with a fierce badger, would you rather be naked with shoes on or fully clothed with bare feet?

Hold the fuck up, thought you'd flounced?

Hold the fuck up, thought you'd flounced?

Hold ups an badger fighting. You kinky bitch.

Not flounced.

What sort of hold ups are good for badger fighting?

No idea.

What's a good winter cycling cap, Rapha is a bit too expensive?

No idea.

What's a good winter cycling cap, Rapha is a bit too expensive?

Depends really. I wear a buff under my lid which makes me look like a weird headed twat but does keep the ears toasty.

Are you lidded or not?

Sometimes.

Why not try a Walz winter cap when not doing the helmet/buff thing?

Been looking at the Walz, price wise seems to be cool.
Un-lidded BTW.

Any other ones that stand out. Or should I just HTFU?

Clefty likes her Sugoi winter cap - same kind of price as the Walz. HingTFU is for morons.

Isn't it time people dropped these tiresome and passé catchphrases?

Agreed and I will go Google Sugoi now.

Kiwi or pomegranate?

Mango. (Sugoi are brill, btw)

Who's your favourite Roman Emperor?