Evans Cycles

I don't want to say anything bad about Evans, but I was in there once looking for a fixie skidder bike and was set upon by the staff, they dragged me into the basement where, one by one, they 'sex attacked' me to the music of 'The Black Eye Peas'.

I was then killed and my badly bummed body hidden in the undergrowth outside SAINSBURYS.

Just saying.

tynan, I don't want to say anything bad about you, but we'd rather hear about what really happened than what you imagined happened because you really wanted it to happen. Just saying.