I got drunk once at lunchtime the top of a red run in Mayrhofen whilst snowboarding (up in the mountains), for anyone who hasn't tried it before, good Jaegertee is potent shit, and 2-3 of them will pretty much render you unable to control whatever snow-riding device you have attached to you.
I then thought it would be a great idea to fly down said Red run as fast as I could, this ended pretty shortly, with me accidentally catching air off of a mogul (bump in the snow to non snow-boarders), catching my toe-edge and headbutting the snow with my face at over 30mph.
5-10 minutes later I woke up (still drunk), with what I thought to be a blocked nose, this was actually the lumps of conjealed blood that had settled in my nose, which I found out shortly after blowing my nose onto the lovely white snow, good times.
I got drunk once at lunchtime the top of a red run in Mayrhofen whilst snowboarding (up in the mountains), for anyone who hasn't tried it before, good Jaegertee is potent shit, and 2-3 of them will pretty much render you unable to control whatever snow-riding device you have attached to you.
I then thought it would be a great idea to fly down said Red run as fast as I could, this ended pretty shortly, with me accidentally catching air off of a mogul (bump in the snow to non snow-boarders), catching my toe-edge and headbutting the snow with my face at over 30mph.
5-10 minutes later I woke up (still drunk), with what I thought to be a blocked nose, this was actually the lumps of conjealed blood that had settled in my nose, which I found out shortly after blowing my nose onto the lovely white snow, good times.