Epic bike park fail

ha ha. my friend locked his bike up on the old kent road somewhere, went out, got blindingly wasted, and now can't remember where he locked it.

if anyone spots this fluoro-rave beast locked up anywhere in the general SE region, can you let me know and i'll let him know.

ta.

sorry for small pic...

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Better be quick, if the thieves dont get to it it'll get removed by council/shop owners or something.

Dude, where's my... At least he knows he doesn't suffer from OCD.

holy fuckeroni ! mind you, i was talking to Super Ted last week and he's done the same.

he must have been pretty wasted whilst locking it up too.

holy fuckeroni ! mind you, i was talking to Super Ted last week and he's done the same.

A fair few times. 17 I think he said.

Blimey, shouldn't be too hard to find. Not subtle, is it?

I know where this bike was at the weekend, how long ago did he lose it?

I saw it exiting Surrey Quays Tesco a little while ago. what does the owner look like?

he must have been pretty wasted whilst locking it up too.

Must have been off his chops when he built the fucking thing. Looks like a mouthful of jelly beans.

I'm impressed he managed to lock it up absolutely blotted

where was he going to leave it looked up on OKR? getting on it in asda?

where was he going to leave it looked up on OKR? getting on it in asda?

Don't knock drinking in supermarkets - they have a whole corridor of the good stuff.

has he checked down the side of the sofa
thats where i find most things i loose

I think this calls for this to be resurrected:

haha! mate of mine went to the pub on his bike, locked it up proceded to get steam boats, came out the pub and noticed his bike was gone - pissed off he walked home called the insurance the next day, organised a replacement went to the pub a couple of weeks later on the replacement bike and thought fuck this ill lock it up round the back out of sight and all that ...went round the back of the pub to find his original bike locked up there - then he remembered he moved it round the back thinking the same thing a few weeks ago...nugget lol

^ That's amazing!
My friend went to a party not too long ago and was absolutely smashed. Was in the the party for about 20 minutes before someone asked him why he was wearing a bike lock around his waist..... he managed to get just short of a grand from insurance though!!!

ha haaa. that's amazing! ^^

i'm trying to get some more info about when he lost it. from the sounds of things he's not sure. must have been a good few nights out.... funny.

he looks like this:

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haha isnt drinking and cycling the best!

i particularly love how his tshirt says DRUNK.

I was going to post one of him dressed like a luddite caveman but I thought it best to preserve whatever he had left of his dignity....losing your bike is punishment enough eh ;)

haha! mate of mine went to the pub on his bike, locked it up proceded to get steam boats, came out the pub and noticed his bike was gone - pissed off he walked home called the insurance the next day, organised a replacement went to the pub a couple of weeks later on the replacement bike and thought fuck this ill lock it up round the back out of sight and all that ...went round the back of the pub to find his original bike locked up there - then he remembered he moved it round the back thinking the same thing a few weeks ago...nugget lol

A mate, eh? Yeah right. ;-)

I think I saw this guy riding it through Peckham:

I jest of course, hope he finds it.

If I spot it on OKR I'll let you know. After I've wiped the sick from my beard, of course.

hahaha. thanks guys :)
He was lost by his housemate on OKR on Tues PM for about 3-4 hrs and woke up in his bed with no memory. I think these guys have it....

don't worry i'm giving him plenty of grief.

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