The Ultimate Brakeless/Front/Rear/How many brakes? thread

1 - So, I've been riding brakeless for the past few months,...
2 - but I just can't get to grips with skidding on the roads.
3 - Don't know why, but my technique just isn't working on the tarmac...
4 - It's not been a major issue on my commute, apart from a couple of near misses.
5 - But I think the longer I go on, the more I'm dicing with death....
6 - Anyone got any advice on making it work

1st off, you're an idiot, but seriously, you are.
1 - Idiotic/mental
2 - is that a sport? Unless you're rich, or stupid, (or both),why would you choose to rely only on a braking mechanism you admittedly don't master?
3 - dude, technique? it's called HTFU
4 - you're a commuter endangering other commuters. Sometimes i wish fixed gear bikes would become illegal, like that!... so that noobs like you would lose the interest. It's fucking painful, really, to read threads like this.
5 - struth
6 - get an oyster