SexyBicycles?

[QUOTE] Originally Posted by sexycycles homepage
***Female Specific Precision Cycling.

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Pleasure Seeker is a new female specific subsidiary marquee being developed by Sexy Bicycles. The first stage of this project is the 'City Lady'. These are city cruiser bicycles with numerous luxury and female specific aspects.

City Lady employs a revolutionary chain free drive train (shaft drive) combined with an 8-speed internal hub gear system a lightweight aluminum frame and disc breaks. In keeping with the Sexy Bicycles ethos these bicycles are extremely clean and simple to maintain and operate and with their designer aesthetic will provide a cycling experience unique in this category of cycling.

City Lady is currently in the design and sampling stage with a product release scheduled for early 2010.

Following the release of the City Lady Pleasure seeker will be releasing a series of female specific racing style bicycles 'Racey Lady' and following that a range of female specific fixed gear / single speeds 'Fixie Lady'*

oh ffs, their ladies bike is apparently called "the pleasure seeker" and is "shaft-driven"[/QUOTE]

"Sexy Bicycles is currently researching options for carbon offsets for all of our company activities. The intended outcome of this is for Sexy Bicycles to be able to produce a net reduction in carbon output. The equation being that, as customers ride their carbon neutral product rather than driving or using other carbon producing forms of transport their on going carbon footprint will go down taking Sexy Bicycles carbon outputs beyond the neutral into the negative."

...and they're professing to save the fucking planet. The all round cunt package dishing out 'bikes' in a myriad of colours including 'Dale Winton Blue'. They may as well sponsor X Factor, Big Brother and the ilk and go the whole hog.

Oi! There is already a thread for this sort of guff:

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread19620.html

Dreadful bikes all round.

Platters clearly hasn't been proofreading with his full attention on 'female specific subsidiary marquee'. I can understand, it's painful, I gave up soon after this phrase.