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i doubt that would be much of an issue really. clean and regrease "regularly", but i doubt it would be more than a couple of times a month. Certainly much much much less often and involved than chain maintenance, by which every bike owner is afflicted.

Have you ever raced cyclocross? If so, then I don't need to tell you how muddy your bike gets after the majority of races, especially here in the UK.