RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

Ha Ha, I actually thought DFP was serious for a second. I was like "whoa dude, fuckin high horse you're sitting on, long way to fall" and all that... And then I thought for a second, no, this guy can't be serious.. and then realised that this is the best piss-take thread of the year! You go boy, Mr. muscleman DFP! You tell those RLjumpers how much better you are than them and how you're getting street cred, oh and what was that word you used, oh yeah, "respect" from the car drivers!! Woot!

....oh and then naming it an abstinence thread while acting like a morally-superior-closer-to-god-born-again- (while buggering my son at night) -Christian, fucking brilliant!!

If I too act like a good little girl like you and pretend what I do is somehow safer because I follow arbitary rules and the colourful lights, do you think my daddy will give me a promise ring and love me more?

Oh and what about my boyfriend who's pressuring me to cross streets without looking both ways? If I pray with him will he some day be more like you?

Yeah go Mr DFP! Get on that soap box, preach, preach, preach!!! LOL ROFL, Ha Ha Ha.

Roxy, I may just have fallen in love with you, you've got that whole bad girl with sense of humour thing going for you, but it would never work between us because you'd always get places before me having J'd all the RL's on route...