Interesting/unusual/rare/odd experiences/visits/tales

I once fucked Zoe Ball's cousin.
She was proper mucky.
She told me her uncle was Johnny Ball.
She said think of a number.
I said 69.
Of course.
We went round the back of a nightclub in Batley.
She was wearing a catsuit (1993 era), so she took the whole thing off.
I gave her one on a railway embankment.
I couldn't cum.
I'd had too much booze.
She said, "I'm going to make you cum if it kills me!"
She made me cum.
It nearly killed me.

Can't remember her name though.
I'm a proper gent, me.

Richard Herring (hooray!)and Andrew Collings (stop interrupting!) sat in for Adam and Joe on 6music last Saturday and they did a very funny thing about meeting your heros. Johnny Ball was featured and was revealed to be every bit as lovely as he appeared on telly.

Is this now the official "my brush with celebrity thread"?